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“So,” you ask, “What’s Key Club got for
me?” Always
thinking about yourself first huh? Not, “oh, how can I help the community, or the children,” but “what’s
in it for me?” Well, you greedy little pigs you, Key Club does actually have several important benefits for those who
get involved. First off, you will be recognized as a valuable member in the community, instead of the child delinquent that
you are now. You will begin to amass the hours of back-breaking community service needed for college right at your own high
school. Kiwanis, Key Club’s senior-version, also provides scholarships to those Key Clubbers who are extra involved.
And you get to hang out with people like me, which alone would make any club worth joining. So really there is no reason not
to join. Unless you hate the community. You don’t hate the community, do you? “What does Key Club do?” We do tons, or, if it was possible to weigh all the things we do, it
would probably weigh a few tons. Really, I’m not kidding. We help at Children’s Hospital, we have Highway cleanups,
soup kitchens, painting houses, rescuing cats, stopping terrorism, everything. And the best part is it’s fun, so don’t
look on it all with dread, because then you look really funny. “So, what do I have to do?” Well, you can’t just sit there and do nothing, so you have to do something.
As a fellow Key Clubber you are supposed to pay your dues and attend our events. Weekly meetings are also very important;
even though I will be unable to attend them do to my schedule, so attend those as well. Meetings are Fridays at lunch in (at
the moment) room 408. But just going to meetings isn't going to get you anywere, so I would advise trying out some of
the other activities on the weekdays. Trust me, they're pretty fun (especially when I go).
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Q: What does Pravda
mean? A: It means “the
truth” in Russian, or some other non-English language. Q: Didn’t
the A: Umm… maybe? Q: Yeah, and wasn’t
it full of lies?? A: I don’t
know what you’re talking about. Q: Fine loser. How
many people read this stuff anyway? A: Well, I only
started “Pravda” during the end of last year, and it’s been pretty stagnant all summer. But I hope to continue
it all this year, and hopefully get a lot more people interested. Q: So why make a
website if you only write newsletters? A: I was bored.
Besides, if people like my newsletters, maybe they’ll like my website. Q: I don’t
think so. A: Who asked you? Q: I’m asking
the questions here. I heard you weren’t even the Key Club Bulletin Editor. What’s with that? A: I help the current
bulletin editor by writing my newsletter every other week. I do it because it’s fun. Q: Lost the election
huh? A: …Yeah Q: So when do you
update this website? It’s been the same thing for the past five months! A: Well, Key Club
activities have only recently started up again, but before then I was at a lack of stuff to write on. Also, my computer hasn’t
been working all that well, but I think I fixed it now. Besides, I’m updating it now, aren’t I? Q: I can’t
think of any other questions. You need more stuff on this website. A: Hey man, I’m
paying you to ask these questions! And making websites is hard. Q: You just suck
at it. A: Blah blah blah!!
....yeah, I probably do.
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